The midwife told me to start pushing and I didnt know to breathe properly. This was the time I cursed myself for eating that large burger and fries at 1am and breakfast cause I started shitting real hard. Every push I did, I crapped more. It was sooo disgusting and the midwife wanted to laugh but surpressed it. I wanted to cry so hard wtf.

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